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[thundergrace]

🎞: Lisa Gilroy

Absolutely could never be an influencer or tik tok famous anything. People are so disrespectful. Sorry to this woman.

[esmeraldatgg]

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[roughentumble]

you know it really isnt immoral, if you do it right, to raise cows and sheep for meat. so. well. i think there should be a story about, vampires who have a town of humans that they keep well-maintained, so long as the humans donate their blood once a month, like vampire blood farm stuff

but instead of antagonistic everyone's like. no he's a nice man you leave the count alone. he keeps us safe and cared for and he just needs a lil snack now and then, it dont hurt anyone. like a cow that loves the farmer and the farmer that loves the cow, even with both knowing one will end up on the other's table. because its like. its like. cows just have such pretty eyes, you know? they love you so much. i think it should be like that

[roughentumble]

literallyyyyyy

i want to be part of a vampire's herd. and i want him to pet me like a cow

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[medievaljournalist]

ive carved protective runes into my email address. to defend against enemy emails

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[valleydean]

sometimes i think about the night destiel went canon and how everyone on the internet, whether they were in the fandom or not, just went down the line shaking hands like good game good game. that's the closest we'll ever get to world peace

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[toastandvegemite]

do you ever wonder if your choice of blorbo is random baby chick imprinting, or in fact a deep physiological profile that reveals all the things you need therapy for

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[danshive]

I enjoy adding "as one does" in parentheses after describing a strange thing to do (as one does).

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[gilly-moon]

THE FEAR by The Score

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[hooved]

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[mutant-distraction]

[recklesslyinfatuated2]

There’s a damn good story here.

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

It's the flip flop that's turned into an anklet that really makes it for me

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[shepardlives]

“I’d kill for you. Please ask me to kill for you.” “No.” Is a top tier ship dynamic no I do not take criticism

[shepardlives]

The idea of a person being capable of incredibly immoral acts but held in check but their love of their partner sends me every time

[ii-zi]

yes

[joematar]

pairs well with this one

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[uniformincar]

[yeahiwasintheshit]

gay sex isnt this gay

[biglawbear]

The rituals have gotten so intricate

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[theowlburrow]

Video games 🎮